Live Thread: The Money Fight [2017]

NOTE: DUE TO TECHNICAL ISSUES, THIS POST HAS BEEN CANCELLED

NOTE: DUE TO FURTHER TECHNICAL ISSUES WITH THE PPV, THE MAIN EVENT HAS BEEN POSTPONED | 0425 GMT

a Live Thread, by the Crow & the Azure-Winged Magpie.

HELLO, EVERYONE! KAW-KAW AND CHATTER-CHATTER!

The Crow: It’s been a while, our lovely followers. I’m coming back to a 100% and the Azure-Winged Magpie is back from holiday (and released from the Naughty Corner). We don’t usually do well in Live Threads, but we’re going to try and change things, tonight.

As always, I’ll be taking point tonight, but I’ll let my fellow bird introduce herself and set the stage for the action to come:

The Azure-Winged Magpie:

CHATTER-CHATTER, EVERYONE! I’M BACK!

(ಠ◡ಠ^✿)^!

Oh man, oh man. The Crow kinda dropped the ball on finishing up the posts I left him with since he’s busy with our short stories. But here I am with the assist for tonight!

And don’t you peeps jus’ love me?!

(◔◡◔^✿)^!

It’s so good to be back! Are you as excited for this as we are?! The Crow’s an hour-or-so from arriving at our back-up war-nest (otherwise known as the Azure-Winged Magpie’s War Rooms). He’s the MMA expert! I’m the violence expert! And, it’s… TIIIIIIIIIIME!

The Crow: In a departure from our usual format, we’ll both be commentating simultaneously throughout the main card. We had a lot of trouble figuring out how to organise this and are just going to be updating this post with titbits as the Main Card progresses.

While we get set up, why don’t you look at our preview for the fight?

See you at the fight. I have a cab to catch.

— Crow out.

The Azure-Winged Magpie:

See you lot soon!

(◔◡◔^✿)^!

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The Azure-Winged Magpie:

So, while the Crow is getting his shit together to come over by the Magpie’s War Rooms, I’ve just put in an order for our nightly grub, tonight.

It’s MY pizza. And it’s not just here to take part. It’s here to take over!

Here’s the Crow‘s usual from his local:

• Thin crust, spicy sauce base
• Double Pepperoni (leave ’em our for a vegetarian option)
• Red Onion
• Mixed Bell Peppers (or Capsicums, as he calls the little bastards)
• Mushrooms
• Crushed Chillies
• Garlic

And here’s mine (from my local)!:

• Cheesy crust, extra mozzarella
• Spicy Italian Sausage
• Thick ham
• Spinach
• Anchovies
• Sweetcorn

What’s everyone having on Fight Night?! I hope it’s all good!

Now, let’s get this show on the road!

Warning: our app isn’t working as well as we thought it would. We might drop the format we’ve been using so far.

The Azure-Winged Magpie: It seems we won’t be able to do a live thread on our current WordPress platform. Sorry, folks. We’ll try our best to summarise the Main Event once it’s over.

The Crow: Updates to follow.

The Azure-Winged Magpie: Updates to follow.

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The Azure-Winged Magpie: As a post-script: We’ll be commentating elsewhere, so we’ll be pasting the best bits into a new post when it’s done with.