a Team Update by the Azure-Winged Magpie.
(and I’m lumping the Crow in as well since I’m using some of his words.)
GUESS WHAT DAY IT IS?!
WE GET THE CHANCE TO VOTE FOR THE FUTURE!
THE 2017 GENERAL ELECTION
The old text (from a few days ago):
The Crow and I would like to remind those eligible to vote that we’re at a strange point in our recent history. What we do right now will shape what happens to us in the future. Please think before you vote. Vote not on sentiment or by default, but with your knowledge. Time’s short, and the UK has recently been subject to some rather disturbing events. Please educate yourselves as much as possible over the next 72 hours, and vote for what is best for the future.
We both already know what our choice is. Our country is not doing well right now, and we’ve taken everything into account. There’s what can only be described as propaganda rife in the media, and we’d like people not to pay attention to any of that, but rather the facts available. Look at what’s happening around you: to the state of our services, our way of life, everything. And make the best choice available to you.
While we won’t tell you which way to vote or another, we’ve been “campaigning” in our local pubs (and other places) to help people vote what we think is the right thing to do. We reiterate: what we decide right now is important, and we’d like for everyone to treat this election with the right approach.
You might not have the best option (The Corvid Master Race Party) available to you just yet (don’t worry, we’ll take over the world soon enough!), make the most of the options you do have.
FOR THE NEXT 24 HOURS
We hope everyone’s made up their minds and will vote today for reasons rather than sentiment.
This is the day that will define the next few years.
Please consider your choice in context for everyone.
Whoever you vote for, think first!
Is it good for the country as a whole?
Conservative, Labour, Liberal-Democrats (in alphabetical order) — whatever your flavour of party: do what is best for your fellow people.
It’s not about us as individuals. It’s about doing things for other everyone. That’s what being British is all about in the modern era (apart from those twatty football/rugby supporters). We do things for people other than us.
Let’s get this country carrying on again!
— Azure-Winged Magpie out!